Post-Modernism

Pictured above: A pipe.

Ah. Post-modernism. My least favorite -ism. Why, you may ask? Because it makes no sense. I don't mean it doesn't make sense like modernism made no sense. No, modernism had the foresight to just be vague and artsy. Post-modernism is like that, but pretentious. They think that no definite terms, boundaries, or absolute truths exist. In fact, truth was subjective, and so different to every person. Well here's an absolute truth for you: That's stupid.

That's a picture of Miss Piggy in a wedding dress. It will always be Miss Piggy in a wedding dress. I just disproved post-modernism for you. Your'e welcome.

I do have to give the post modernists credit for one thing: they weren't as dark as some of the other -isms. They thought that if we were all going to die, we might as well have fun while we're doing it. Normally I'd support that, if their idea of fun wasn't so awful. For, you see, they believed that the lines between high art and low are don't exist. So for them, Veggie Tales and the Sistine Chapel are on the same level.

That's such an insult to Veggie Tales.

In addition, they didn't believe in the linear progression of time. The past, present, and future were all intertwined. You could never know just where in a story you were. Well, newsflash guys: We have calendars and watches. You can accurately measure time. Just calm down guys. Post-modernists were full of crazy ideas like that, And I think we may still be in the post-modern era. I can't tell. Post-modernists can't tell where something begins or ends, so apparently they just don't know when to stop.

2 stars, because they loved music, so points for that.